How does this site work?

Mail order chickens lets you see everything you’ve visited on one page.

Click on any of the adoption cards to zoom in on a chicken. Or choose a chicken from the list of names on the left, and then click adopt.

If you want to know what a chicken’s ‘thinking’, click the link on your card of choice for rapid-download video sequences of the UK’s best young comedy talent.

To see all the chicken card choices again, click on the background to zoom out, or click ‘Chickens’ on the top left of the page.

Click "View Live Web Cast" when you’re ready to commit (and remember, NO MONEY is involved). You’ll be taken to a live video feed of your chicken in GHANA. Be prepared. It will change your relationship to chickens… forever.

And at the end, please don’t forget to vote for trade justice. Mrs Yumbia is counting on you. And you’ll find more video clip ‘outtakes’ waiting for you on the ‘thank you’ page.